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Valley News and Views ;ii!ii .................. ~!iiii:!! :%iii!i;il;i!ii!!i!iiii:!~i~!ii!iiiiiii~i Page 7 September 5th, 2013 VNV Celebs Spotted At Titan Football Game SUDOKU Theme Crossword Football Answers On Page 8 Being pretty much the only paparazzi around the town, I found the perfect opportunity to annoy a couple of local ce/ebs at Tuesday evening's Titan, football game. I caught Valley News and Views columnists Laiken Larson and Taylor Stegman, authors of the Laiken and Taylor column, along with Laiken's little sister Easton, as they entered the stadium grandstand area .... okay, the bleacher area on the football field behind the school. From right to left for those of you not in the know are Laiken, Easton and Taylor. I asked for their autographs, but they just told me to go away. Really, just having some fun here. The girls do a great job and although it could pass for a celebrity photo, we'd never wish that on them, but for those of you who don't live in Drayton, or haven't lived here for some time, this gives you a chance to see the two columnists, who have been writing for the paper since they were in the sixth grade and never missed a beat. Now that really is impessive, because it's pretty hard to sit down and write something every week Little Jimmy Sez, "No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." 59 ~m 6 7 14 17 24 29 ~m 46 5O 54 m 65 66 7O 73 62 Make the Switch to Dish Today and Save Up To 50% Call Now and Ask How/ 1-800-318-5121 CaU 7 days a week 8am- t 1pro EST Promo Code: MB0113 PREMIUM MOVIE CHANNELS* For 3 months. HBO six=r= ~Offer subject to (hange ba~ed on premium channel availability (; StatePoint Media ACNOSS 74. Correct 1. Dads DOWN 6. Common inquiries 1. It causes inflammation 9. *You can place a 2. 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They quickly descended They were the final into the valley and, sure twosome in the all city enough, their two Titleist golf Country Club Championshipballs were right next to each and were tied for the lead. at the bottom of the valley in The 18th hole was a the middle of the fairway. beautifulparfourwithadeepSven looked at ale and valley descending down to a said, "We had better get a dogleg right, ruling from a tournament Both ale and Sven hit official to straighten this long, straight tee shots which out." disappeared down into the"Ya," ale said, "dis is da valley, city championships and ve A short time later, the fore don't want to be disqualified caddie appeared at the top for making a mistake and of the hill and announcedhitting da wrong ball. After that both balls were within all, ve are tied for da lead." 6 inches of each other, but Soon after, a rules official there was a problem. Bothappeared and examined the of the golf balls were Titleist two # 4 Titleist golf balls. 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Paddy was in NewYork He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?' The Barb Thompson "Can ! Read It Without My Glasses, Sudoku Challenge Answers On Page 8 you could SQVe 28%" Coil 1-866-929-9071 to see how much you could sove on cQr insurQnce. 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